Talmudic Question #69

by Ramy Aziz
Is there anything microbes cannot do?

by Ramy Aziz
Is there anything microbes cannot do?
Why are there no known prokaryotic retroviruses?
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I'll lob a grenade...
Use arsenic in their DNA
Sing.
Fly under their own power? (Yes, I know they are passively blown around, but that doesn't count as "flying")
Tango. Cook. Skate. Vote.
tango = tumbling motility
cook = metabolism
skate = gliding motility
vote = quorum sensing
sing = bacteria do make noise (to my ears some human music = noise)
fly = blown away counts
lob grenades = secretion of toxins
write blogs about humans = 🙂
I'd believe bacteria can do pretty much anything — except, that is, use arsenate instead of PO4. Although I'd love to see "arsenophages"...B-)
...and Questions 67 and 68 were Chicago Transit Authority, 1968 or thereabouts? B-)
Digest the plastics we use.
Open a can.
Mitosis... in the case of prokaryotes. That is a beautifil biological phenomenon and they cann't do it.
Although they have invented the flagellum... they can not move on wheels because they still have not invented the roads. And after 3 billion years it is possible that they never will. This is maybe because of selfish evolution.