Tal­mu­dic Ques­tion #69

by Ramy Aziz

Is there any­thing mi­crobes can­not do?

 

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Daniel Smith
15 years ago

I'll lob a grenade...
Use ar­senic in their DNA

15 years ago

Sing.

15 years ago

Fly un­der their own power? (Yes, I know they are pas­sively blown around, but that doesn't count as "fly­ing")

Nathan Myers
15 years ago

Tango. Cook. Skate. Vote.

Mehmet Berkmen
15 years ago

tango = tum­bling motil­ity
cook = me­tab­o­lism
skate = glid­ing motil­ity
vote = quo­rum sens­ing
sing = bac­te­ria do make noise (to my ears some hu­man mu­sic = noise)
fly = blown away counts
lob grenades = se­cre­tion of tox­ins
write blogs about hu­mans = 🙂

15 years ago

I'd be­lieve bac­te­ria can do pretty much any­thing — ex­cept, that is, use ar­se­n­ate in­stead of PO4. Al­though I'd love to see "arsenophages"...B-)
...and Ques­tions 67 and 68 were Chicago Tran­sit Au­thor­ity, 1968 or there­abouts? B-)

Stan Zahler
15 years ago

Di­gest the plas­tics we use.

Patrick Harvey
15 years ago

Open a can.

Alberto Carmona Bayonas
15 years ago

Mi­to­sis... in the case of prokary­otes. That is a beau­ti­fil bi­o­log­i­cal phe­nom­e­non and they cann't do it.

Alberto Carmona Bayonas
15 years ago

Al­though they have in­vented the fla­gel­lum... they can not move on wheels be­cause they still have not in­vented the roads. And af­ter 3 bil­lion years it is pos­si­ble that they never will. This is maybe be­cause of self­ish evo­lu­tion.